Bollywood Macho star gets jail term for killing deer

GOOD! Why do people think it's cool or macho to slaughter the innocents? I hope he becomes someone's beotch real quick.

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Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com

Some Deep and Profound Thoughts

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died
peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the
passengers in his car."

--Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you
get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

--Author Unknown

3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a
support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they
meet at the bar."

--Drew Carey

4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's
not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it At the end of the night,
drop them off at the wrong house."

--Jeff Foxworthy

5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball
and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the
infant's life without even considering if there is a man on
base."
--Dave Barry

6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and
we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, the day before they leave
you, they should have to find you a temp."

--Bob Ettinger

7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in
the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't
trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone

8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women h ave better verbal
skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study:
"Duh."
--Conan O'Brien

9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway
through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating
a slow learner."

--Lynda Montgomery

10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New
York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just
isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"

--Richard Jeni

11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the
impersonators would be dead."

--Johnny Carson

12) "Sometimes I think war is god's way of teaching us geography."

--Paul Rodriguez

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty
and that's the law."

--Jerry Seinfeld

14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of
fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest
to tallest What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn
slower?"

--Warren Hutcherson

15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the
same."

--Oscar Wilde

16 ) "Suppose you were an idiot ... And suppose you were a member of
Congress... But I repeat myself."

--Mark Twain

17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At
least they can find Afghanistan."

--A. Whitney Brown

18) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

--Billy Crystal

19) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've
thought of that!'"

--Dave Barry


20) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease"
was taken.

--Unknown, presumed deceased

Borrowed from a forum sig:

10,000 dead

50,000 wounded

200,000 future PTSD patients

no weapons found

no link to terrorism

150,000 dead Iraqi's

1000's torture at Abu Ghraib

Iraq left in complete chaos { insurgents, crime, rape, kidnapping }

Osama still not caught

Gas price = $3 a gallon

$8 Trillion National Debt

shrinking middle class

jobs being outsourced



Proof that George W. Bush is the Greatest President Ever !

This is scary! I hope the ACLU and others are working on this one.

"A Cincinnati company is requiring any employee who works in its secure data center to be implanted with a microchip."

Read about it here: www.worldnetdaily.com

Windows Media Player 10 - pffft!

Arrggghhhh! What ails M$?! They add insult to injury after Win Mobile hoses itself, necessitating a hard reset of my device (an opportune time to do a firmware update btw), then when I try to access tunes stored on the damn SD card via Mobile Media Player - NADA!

All the tunes I legally purchaced are no longer licensed and won't work. Now i have to remember how I fixed it the last time, find the annoying files for the DRM (digital rights management license thingy) and clean them out and do a clean sync.

Wouldn't it behoove the "World Class" (that term is sooo annoying not to mention overused and under defined!) music player to HAVE SOME SORT OF READILY AVAILABLE INFORMATION ON HOW TO RESET YOUR DRM LICENSES IN THE ALL TOO FREQUENT SITUATION DESCRIBED ABOVE!?

If anyone reading this knows of some info somewhere dealing with the above situation please comment below.

Read more at www.microsoft.com/windo...

Windows Media Player 10 - pffft!

Arrggghhhh! What ails M$?! They add insult to injury after Win Mobile hoses itself, necessitating a hard reset of my device (an opportune time to do a firmware update btw), then when I try to access tunes stored on the damn SD card via Mobile Media Player - NADA!

All the tunes I legally purchaced are no longer licensed and won't work. Now i have to remember how I fixed it the last time, find the annoying files for the DRM (digital rights management license thingy) and clean them out and do a clean sync.

Wouldn't it behoove the "World Class" (that term is sooo annoying not to mention overused and under defined!) music player to HAVE SOME SORT OF READILY AVAILABLE INFORMATION ON HOW TO RESET YOUR DRM LICENSES IN THE ALL TOO FREQUENT SITUATION DESCRIBED ABOVE!?

If anyone reading this knows of some info somewhere dealing with the above situation please comment below.

Read more at www.microsoft.com/windo...

‘Munsters’ star ‘Grandpa’ Al Lewis dies at 95

This is a sad day indeed.

Read more at msnbc.msn.com/id/106632

Here's a nice bio on the Munsters main site: www.munsters.com

Brigitte Bardot slams Romania for dog cull - Yahoo! News

It's disgusting how we treat our "best friend", as well as the rest of the non-human species. Typical "let's let it become a crisis then we'll take the most drastic action possible" sort of approach governments are famous for, eh?

Read more at news.yahoo.com/s/nm/200...

The truth about Plasma Lightsabers

Wouldn't this be fun - real Star Wars lightsabers!

Read more at www.exn.ca/starwars/pla...

Quotable Quote:

"Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you any more."
-Franz Kafka